someone put you can start religion out of this meme here
What if life is just a samp server?
Started by Bonez,
odee would've force crashed then kid??????
dizz nicca would be non existant
Nahmir wouldn't be famous.
suicide is /q
y'all bored as fuck... hahahahhah
imagine asking a girl about her perm to rape her lel
ban osama bin laden that nigga DMed
politicians are trollers
Planets = Servers
Universe = SA:MP
God = Server Owner
Son of God = Scripters
How do I switch servers?
11 minutes ago, tw1ster said:How do I switch servers?
Wait for those people that role-play as engineers to invent an interserver mode of transportation...
I could kill so many people.
22 hours ago, Drakey said:Planets = Servers
Universe = SA:MP
God = Server Owner
Son of God = Scripters
what about universe owner?
10 minutes ago, sad sisyphus 2001 said:what about universe owner?
Universe Owner: Father of God
Reharsher is a prophet?!
If this is a samp server, my creator is a huge nerd who likes to sit his game characters in front of a computer to play games.
2 hours ago, Bryar said:If this is a samp server, my creator is a huge nerd who likes to sit his game characters in front of a computer to play games.
and he will be the most nerdiest piece of shit if you roleplay your character in the same way
thats some deep shit!!
It's more like a toxic mmorpg of which the devs were like "fuck it, let's make it free to play and pay to win."
Dev 1: "Should we have safe zones?"
Lead Dev: "Nah man, fuck that shit."
Dev 2: "But... What if-"
Lead Dev: "Are you deaf boi?"