Would You Rather?

Never play BARP. Even heavy makeup won't cover that pizza face.

Would you rather drink a cup of someone else's piss or be stranded in a desert for 4 days?

i'd rather drink a cup of your piss only with pleasure

would you rather die in your sleep or die knowing but w/ pain

id rather die in my sleep

would you rather get bit by a spider or stinged by a hornet

Stung* by a hornet.

Would you rather have you legs run over by a truck or fall out of a tree head first?

legs run over by a truck

would you rather have taste buds on your butthole or poop through your mouth

Pooping through my mouth would be so useful.

Would you rather always have change for vending machines or never lose your 10mm wrench?

Vending machines i guess.

Would you rather die and save a dog or be eaten by dogs and save all the dogs in the world?

Die and save a dog.

Would you rather be paralysed and have to sit up for the rest of your life or be paralysed and have to lie down?

i'm considering myself paralyzed sit already

would you rather have sex with  me or west (only women)

*Becomes woman*

West

*Becomes man*

Would you rather be a shape-shifter who can only become people and doesn't have their own figure or your maximum height get an inch shorter every year starting at 7 feet tall? (Dying at 80 in both scenarios)

Shapeshifter

Would you rather have no legs or no arms?

No arms.

Would you rather have 10 more healthy years added to your life and die the most painful death possible or die 10 years earlier with no pain?

the second option.

would you rather get a job for yourself or will still depend on your parents when you turning to eighteen?

I had a job when I was 18.

Would you rather die young or be severely ill for the whole of your adulthood?

die young, i'm already a dead man walking.

would you rather smash west or pelayo, (need to know for scientific research in my own lab)

both are fucking chill people tbh

would you rather have 4 eyes or 4 legs

4 eyes lol

Would you rather walk around fully naked for a day at the mall and get 10.000$ or would you rather not do it?

Not do it, I don't want arrested arrest for public exposure

Would you rather be too cold or too warm?

Too warm.

Would you rather choose your mom or your daddy yankee, when one of them want to get divorce asap?