Would You Rather?

Ez game. I think everybody knows what to do...

Would you rather swim 300 meters through shit or dead bodies?

300 meters of shit...

Would you go blind or lose your arms? 

Lose arms...

Would you rather be an e-thug or e-girl?

E-Thug

Would you rather help your mum who is at gun point and seconds to get shot or help your father who is bleeding and has only five minutes to survive

Help my mum.

So if you had the option to choose:

A. A life in which you can smoke as many cigarettes as you want but eventually die from natural causes at the age of 99.

Or B. A life in which you can never smoke a cigarette and live at 100 and die of natural causes.

Cancer.

Would you rather the electric chair or the gas chamber?

Electric chair, because a person like me dying in a gas chamber would be ironic.

Drown or burn?

Drown ofc.

Go blind or lose your voice?

Either occasions after that I'd kill myself

Would you rather go to war or get killed?

It depends on what war, but i'd rather die in battle.

Would you rather eat or drink until you die?

Eat. 

Would you rather piss on yourself or on your parents? 

I'd rather piss on myself so I can share it with everybody.

Would you rather spend your Saturday on the streets with your friends or in the club?

I'd rather be with my friends on the street rather than being alone in a club, if that's what you're asking.

Would you rather watch South Park or Family Guy?

Family Guy.

Would you rather own a cat or a dog?

No animals thank you.

Would you rather catch a bullet in the arm or leg?

(no further questions asked, i felt like my would you rather at first was too brutal and we have to keep it pegi 12)

Leg.

Would you rather go for a cheerleader or Acapella?

If you mean go for as in if I'd rather be a part of a cheerleader squad or an acapella, I'd choose the cheerleader squad, although I'm a guy. Much more exciting and put on a bigger stage, and there are always cheerleading squads in the sports I watch, such as college football, so it suits me more.

If World War II or the Cold War ended differently than they did, would you rather be a resident of the Soviet Union (Russia) or Nazi Germany?

Nazi Germany


Would you rather be cremated or buried?

Burried.

Would you rather drown in molasses or have a blind "kiss"  only to find out that it was your father?

Molasses.

Would you rather illegal or legal RP?